Frequently Asked Questions

We are open Tuesdays, 2:15pm - 2:40pm

Our smartest and brightest reassure us that, no, you can not push slide science to far.  We are on a quest to add the most amount of swirls to a slide as possible.  As we push physics to the limits, we all solemnly uphold our vow that a multidimensional swirl slide is possible. We can't promise you won't be turned into a pretzel, but we can promise to fight for your right to try.

We proudly declare animal free testing...since the rabbit thing anyways.

General admission to Stellar Water Slides is $25 per person. Children under the age of 3 enter for free. If you listen to Craig tell a joke and laugh, admission is free!

Absolutely! We have day-old donuts and water for free.  And don't forget the adult beverages and relax when you bring your gaggle of well-behaved children in!

Of course! Granted, we understand that you left the house looking for fun, so we made sure to focus more on the fun than safety.  There's nothing like plunging down a 50' slide with no sides! We do make sure to do a thorough safety and maintenance check of all equipment at the start of the season, and all equipment is reviewed after any safety oopsies that may happen!

We make sure to cater to all.  If curly slides are a bit too intense, we have a senior citizen section with only straight and shallow slides.  We also have a free coffee station here.

Sure, we have an entire section roped off with a camera pointed that way at all times.  You're children should be safe, we haven't seen a gator in over 3 years!